Was zum lachen

[Dietmar Guhe]

Heute hab ich mal wieder was lustiges gelesen.


     Der geheime Code des neuen Windows 98:
     
     /*
     TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
     Project: Chicago(tm)
     Projected release-date: Summer 1998
     */
     #include "win31.h"
     #include "evenmore.h"
     #include "oldstuff.h"
     #include "billrulz.h"
     #define INSTALL = HARD
     char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
     void main()
     {
     while(!CRASHED)
     {
     display_copyright_message();
     display_bill_rules_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     if (first_time_installation)
     {
     make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); 
     totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); 
     search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); }
     write_something(anything);
     display_copyright_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     do_some_stuff();
     if (still_not_crashed)
     {
     display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); 
     basically_run_windows_3.1();
     do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); }
     }
     if (detect_cache())
     {
     disable_cache();
     }
     if (fast_cpu())
     {
     set_wait_states(lots);
     set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
     set_mouse(action, jumpy);
     set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
     }
     // Printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); Printf("Welcome to Windows98"); 
     if (system_ok())
     crash(to_dos_prompt);
     else
     system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(1) {
     sleep(5);
     get_user_input();
     sleep(5);
     act_on_user_input();
     sleep(5);
     }
     create_general_protection_fault();
     }


Bis bald

Dietmar